{"id":97235,"date":"2026-10-04T14:33:57","date_gmt":"2026-10-04T14:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ecoitaliano.com.ar\/?p=97235"},"modified":"2026-10-04T14:33:57","modified_gmt":"2026-10-04T14:33:57","slug":"for-ronaldo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ecoitaliano.com.ar\/?p=97235","title":{"rendered":"For Ronaldo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Bahtiyar Hidayet Azerbaijan<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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My son\u2019s football went flat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We filled it with the neighbor\u2019s car pump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

… A car, a pump, football<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is there a connection here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And my son\u2019s shirt, with \u201cRonaldo 7\u201d written on it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When Ronaldo plays football<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It seems that all four legs move<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His body like a ball filled with a pump<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A football machine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A man whose legs are bigger than his body<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A man like a spider<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On roads where one should drive at 40<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He still goes at 20<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What a great speed, Ronaldo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And, moreover, he does not even get caught by the radar<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is what they call making history<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ronaldo, who still scores goals with his feet and his head<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your legs do not grow old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your head does not grow old<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And we also enjoy watching your game<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, and however, there is one problem<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Assholes do not let us enjoy our lives<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am talking about the assholes who have been stuck to the chair for years<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are also the Ronaldos of power<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are your monstrous opponents<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let this be your last move in football, Ronaldo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your last shot<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Give one to the assholes stuck to the chair<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let those ass-owners get caught in the net<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not in the net of a football goal,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But in a spider\u2019s web<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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