For Ronaldo

Bahtiyar Hidayet Azerbaijan

My son’s football went flat

We filled it with the neighbor’s car pump

… A car, a pump, football

Is there a connection here?

And my son’s shirt, with “Ronaldo 7” written on it

When Ronaldo plays football

It seems that all four legs move

His body like a ball filled with a pump

A football machine

A man whose legs are bigger than his body

A man like a spider

On roads where one should drive at 40

He still goes at 20

What a great speed, Ronaldo

And, moreover, he does not even get caught by the radar

This is what they call making history

Ronaldo, who still scores goals with his feet and his head

Your legs do not grow old

Your head does not grow old

And we also enjoy watching your game

But, and however, there is one problem

Assholes do not let us enjoy our lives

I am talking about the assholes who have been stuck to the chair for years

They are also the Ronaldos of power

They are your monstrous opponents

Let this be your last move in football, Ronaldo

Your last shot

Give one to the assholes stuck to the chair

Let those ass-owners get caught in the net

Not in the net of a football goal,

But in a spider’s web